http://captiousmind.com blogi kirjeldus Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:35:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Phasellus bibendum. Nunc interdum nunc sit amet est. Phasellus nulla orci, lobortis ut, dictum non, pharetra vulputate, libero. Vestibulum elit. Phasellus urna mauris, ornare a, euismod in, commodo vel, mauris. In diam velit, egestas pellentesque, interdum eu, eleifend in, est. Integer cursus ... http://captiousmind.com/post-title/ A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. ... http://captiousmind.com/great-plan/ There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves. The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." ... http://captiousmind.com/discusting-vampire/ A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto ... http://captiousmind.com/monkey-that-eats-everything/ According to Delfi women think about shopping just as often as men about sex. What can I say? http://captiousmind.com/a-woman-thinks-about-shopping-once-a-minute/ I wish I was mad Fucked up and done I wish I was bad And completely wrong I wish I was made Rebuilt-up and fake I wish I could lie And never could fail And live some beautiful days In a magical place Beautiful loves Perfect and straight Beautiful days In a magical place A new dream is born The new freaks have come I wish ... http://captiousmind.com/venus-beautiful-days/ Found here. 18+ ---- "Oi, teate milline armuke mul on!" "Miks Sa seda meile räägid?" "Noh, tahtsin teiega oma rõõmu jagada..." "Mis passid siis? Too oma rõõm siia ja jaga!" ----- Klassijuhataja kurdab direktorile:"Ohh, see Juku! Suitsetab, joob, lööb tüdrukutele külge ja õppimisest ei hooli üldse!" "Pole hullu, kutsuge ta siia," vastab direktor. Juku tuleb. Direktor:"Suitsetad?" "Jah, Primat vahest.." "Ole lahke," ning ... http://captiousmind.com/huumor/ Bukowski being interviewed with his future wife. http://captiousmind.com/bukowski-loses-it/ Üks õhtu pidime tüdrukutega välja minema. Ütlesin oma mehele, et olen keskööks kodus, "Ma luban!" Tunnid möödusid ja joogid läksid üha libedamini alla. Umbes kella kolme paiku hakkasin koju minema, ise maani täis. Kui ma uksest sisse astusin hakkas käokell kukkuma, kell sai kolm. Mõistes, et mu mees seda kuuleb, ... http://captiousmind.com/tudrukute-pidu/ Käib see ka sinu kohta? Minu kohta kindlasti. http://captiousmind.com/procrastination-edasilukkamine/ "Roll the Dice" "Bluebird" A poem is like a good beer shit Mickey n more http://captiousmind.com/charles-bukowski/ http://captiousmind.com/the-babysitter/